SO HERE I AM, JUST RELAXIN IN MY JAMMIES
and I hear this clopping noise outside my bedroom window
first thought : A hundred bitches doing the walk of shame (because most of my neighborhood is college kids).
but no
it was this:
cops on horseback just roaming around. no big deal
I guess they lost their cars or something….
did I mention that I graduated college?
this video describes how I will be living the rest of my adult life. enjoy.
OHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what-simone-says replied to your photo: ahhh (Taken with instagram)
youre near my house!WHATS YO ADDRESS SO I CAN CRASH THROUGH YOUR WALL LIKE A JUG OF KOOOOLL AID
first of all, dont do that, my family is asleep. And yeah I still live in the same place I did in Highschool.
AANG
TOPH
ZUKO
….cabbage guy.
BEST STATUES IN AVATAR!
Simone Watches Downton Abbey
- Simone: I don't like this limpy bitch.
- Simone: lil pegleg
- Simone: OH Y'ALL AIN'T KNOW WE KNEW EACH OTHER IN THE ARMY, ME AND THE LORD, Y'ALL AIN'T KNOW WE WAS BEST FRIENDS NO BIG DEAL!
- Simone: Oh no he dropped the traaaaay.
- Simone: WHAT. WHAT. THIS BITCH. THIS BITCH. SHE TRIPPED HIM THIS BITCH! I HATE HER
- Simone: No don't fire him!
- Simone: NooooooOOO!
- Simone: OH NO DOES HE LEAVE?!?!?! NO MR. BATES!
- Simone: NO HE'S LEAVING STOP HIM STOP
- Simone: NO MR. BATES I LOVE YOUUUU
this is the look of a college graduate.
yes, I am now a bum.
My mom being an Avengers Fangirl:
“I said yall gotta stop fightin soon or imma explode!”
“They said Hulk Smash and he was smashin up everything!”
“That Thor! Flying all around. And he was doin so much and they were woopin his butt but he got em!”
“They were fighting so much and I was like ‘when will it stop’ and they didn’t!”
“I was just on the edge of my seat!”
And shes still going…..
I am constantly doing this because I am constantly falling asleep, even if Im standing, in motion, whatever.
it was the running joke in Prague.
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